FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for foodREAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. / Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM (I thought was a bit 'creepy')
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrongREAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!'
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cryREAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it backREAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doingREAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front doorREAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhileREAL FRIENDS: Are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore thisREAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the person who did it. First, I wanted to let you know that I love you to death & think you are amazing! Second, if I don't get this back I understand...I have a game for you. If you receive at least 7 comments then you are **AMAZING**